The law is an arse, #243
Tesco. (Yes, I know.) Shopping. 11am. Working at 2pm; time is slightly tight.
For a smoked-salmon risotto, we need one half-bottle, small can or otherwise tiny amount of cheap white wine.
Only we can’t buy it until 12.30pm, because obviously allowing off-sales before that time on a Sunday would tear asunder the very fabric of society as we know it. Just think of the horror that would be unleashed upon sensible, temperate Scotland!